sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity, via handfulof-hapenis)

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thetowndrugdealer:

"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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ohboyitsdoctorsexy:

i believe many of us have reached the point of our parents telling us to go to parties.

(Source: smaugtheodd, via slutstatus)

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